The Throat unmasked

One of the country's most fascinating mysteries has been solved: we know who Deep Throat was. As a journalist, you'd think I'd be incredibly excited by this revelation, when actually I'm more annoyed I hadn't yet gotten around to reading "All the President's Men." Now I won't be able to enjoy all the speculation! Of course, that won't keep me from reading every different angle on the story tonight and probably starting the book soon, despite the behemoth my Bible study/book club friends have foisted on me for next week ...