Friday, September 01, 2006

Wonders of Wally World

Bath time is approaching quickly, but I just had to share what I saw today in line at Wal-Mart. I saw light up plastic shoes -- on an adult. Clear plastic flip-flops with sparkles in the straps and two-inch stiletto heels that lit up as the woman walked. Ah, yes, Wal-Mart.

Separately, there is a brand new, enormous miracle of ultra plush squishyness in my room where the board-hard, squeaky implement of torture used to be! Hooray for my first good night's sleep in four years!

3 comments:

a. said...

Uh, H., that sounds faintly kinky... I don't know if I need to know about the board hard implements of torture that lurk in your boudoir. ;)

Light up shoes on an adult? Wow. Maybe we should get some. Sure to go with Fall's opaque tights and leggings, dontcha think?

Ayzair said...

Mattress, people. It's a mattress!

Anonymous said...

Yeah for mattresses! I tried to post yesterday,but your blog did not allow rambling comments.

I'd wear light up shoes....just saying.

And I'd go dancing in a dark funky bar with them on so all the drunk people would tilt their heads at my shoes and go "ohhhhhhhh". That would be fun.

o--kay, still not liking my comments- let's try anonymous instead of rambling speech...